maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

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texasturtlefan:

blktauna:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

This is totally why I don’t have kids… no way I’d do any of this.

When they are scared of the dark, do not tell them there’s nothing to be scared of.
You set stuffed animal sentries and arm the two of you with water pistols.Prove to them that, no matter what they’re scared of, THEY CAN COUNT ON YOU!!!

texasturtlefan:

blktauna:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

This is totally why I don’t have kids… no way I’d do any of this.

When they are scared of the dark, do not tell them there’s nothing to be scared of.

You set stuffed animal sentries and arm the two of you with water pistols.

Prove to them that, no matter what they’re scared of, THEY CAN COUNT ON YOU!!!

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I like to think that Hedwig didn’t die. She only got injured,and is currently looking for Harry.

fallintolight:

sherlockedcannibal:

the-ncis-elf:

laugh-addict:

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I’m coming Harry..!!

HEADCANNON ACCEPTED SIMPLY TO AVOID THE PAIN OF NO HEDWIG

is this our agent coulson?

the owl who lived

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mywdwlife:

Yo ho
Yo ho!
A pirate’s life for me. 

mywdwlife:

Yo ho

Yo ho!

A pirate’s life for me. 

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christinahendricks:

dielife:

mood: the face chris evans makes when his picture is being taken at a red carpet event

image

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slothesaurus:

theartofknightjj:

You wanna kiss da girl 
Sha la la la la la 

Please Reblog and don’t repost on other sites!

I’m crying,is Flynn the only one who thought to perform first aid while everyone just kissed him xkjhvfkjgsfhg

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the many costumes of cas

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..I want so much more than they’ve got planned

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theprincessofarendelle:

Make me choose: Dark ages or Post-Ren

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