me: *sees ur message right away*
me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
me: *forgets to respond*

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via disneymufossils)





pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via damn-funny)


reasons why Mary Poppins should have her own parade

savingpltravers:

  • mary likes the attention, after all she’s practically perfect in every way.
  • mary poppins was walt’s biggest succes up to that point
  • saving mr. banks made people fall in love with mary all over again
  • mORE CUTE CHIMNEY SWEEPS
  • MR BANKS IN THE PARADE
  • MRS BANKS WOULD BE SUPER ADORABLE AND WOULD DANCE TO SISTER SUFRAGETTE
  • lots of mary and bert cuteness
  • emotional tears
  • lETS GO FLY A KITE
  • more emotional tears
  • mary poppins is the queen b
  • the end

(via savingpltravers)


sweetmarigold:

star-anise:

kissingcullens:

…”And more importantly, is he single?”

Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."

Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.

(via its-not-an-obsession-its-love)


villains week
favorite underrated villain: dr.facilier

(via practicallyperfectinevery-way)


courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via apparentlyawizard)


diehard-disney:

FUN FACT: An actress named Verna Felton provided the recognizable voices of all these classic Disney characters! Her career with Disney spanned over 2 decades before she passed away on December 14, 1966, one day before Walt Disney himself.

(via kristoffman)


cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

(via disneyland-is-my-home)


biologytextbook:

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

(via kristoffman)


Pick a PrincePrince Edward

(via kristoffman)


theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

(via futuredisneyprincessinthemaking)